Sher arz hai
Sher arz hai,
Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam wah wah..
Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam wah wah..
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Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajhkar
Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajhkar,
Wo kha gayi usko biryani samjhkar,
Khoon-e-jigar bhi nahi choda jalim ne,
Wo bhi pee gayi nimbupani samjhkar.
Jin se basi Janaki
Jin se basi Janaki,
Rum me nase Ram,
Whisky me base Wishnu, Aur
Shampaign me base shyam.
Kis kis ka tyaag karu main,
har bottle me bhagwan
Apni Aaisee Wife Ho
Apni Aaisee Wife Ho
5′6″ Jiski Height Ho
Jeans Tight Ho
Chehra Jiska Bright Ho
Umar 22 Se 27 Ho
Aise Apni Wife Ho
Sadak Per Sab Kahen Kya Cute Ho
Bhir Me Sab Kahen Side Ho Side Ho
Pindi Islamabad Ya Peshawar Ki Paidaish Ho
Sas Ki Khidmat Jiski Khwahish Ho
Aisi Apni Wife Ho
Padosi Jab Baat Karay To Haath Me Knife Ho
Dinner Ke Waqt Candle Light Ho
Ham Me Tum Me Kabhi Na Koi Fight Ho
Milnay Ke Baad Dil Delight Ho
Aise Apni Wife Ho
Itar Ki Sheeshee Patthar Se Torh Doon
Itar Ki Sheeshee Patthar Se Torh Doon
Agar Tu Mil Jaaye Baazu Waali Ko Chorh Doon
Ek Lakh Ki Gaadi Aaye Neno Jiska Naam
Ek Lakh Ki Gaadi Aaye Neno Jiska Naam
Bike Nahi Ab Neno Ki Karega Demand Har Ek Insaan
Dikhne Mein Attractive Hai Aur Chalne Mein Bhi Mast
Har Ek Ko Apna Diwana Banaya Itni Hai Ye Jabardast
Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi
Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi Lijiye
Kaata Hai Humne Kya Bakra Sirf Aap Ke Liye
Iss Kasai Ke Kuchh Aap Ke Paas Paise Hain Bante
De Dijiye Woh Raqm Ab Maaf Bhi Kijiye
Chalti Hai Meri Dukaan Kya Bas Aap Ke Liye
Thodi Si Nazar Apni Udhar Pe Kijiye
Kal Se Nahin Milega Bakre Ka Ek Baal Bhi
Jaaiye Faqiron Se Hi Kuchh Maang Lijiye
Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
Woh Khaa Gya Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Chora Zalim Ne,
Woh Bhi Pee Gya Neembu Paani Samajh Kar.
Itnay Dino Se Jalanay Nahi Aya
Itnay Dino Se Jalanay Nahi Aya
Galti Hui Aag Ko Bujhanay Nahi Aya
Kehta Tha Saath Jeeyain Gay Saath Marain Gay
Ab Rooth Gai Hoon To Ullu Ka Patha Mananay Bhi Nahi Aya
Dil Kay Armaa Aansoon Main Behay Gaay
Dil Kay Armaa Aansoon Main Behay Gaay
Un Kay Bachay Hamay Mamu Kehay Gaay
Nana Nay Aankh Mari
Dabbay Main Dabba, Dabbay Main Khargosh
Nana Nay Aankh Mari, Nani Behosh
Un Ki Gali Say Guzray
Un Ki Gali Say Guzray,Aj Jab Ittefaq Tha
Unho Nay Phool Phanka,Gamla Bhi Saath Tha
Mera Dil Para Hai Loose
Mera Dil Para Hai Loose
Is Ko Matt Karo Tum Use
Warna Parain Gay Tum Ko Shoes
Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye
Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye
Teacher Ne Na Jaane Kyun, Danday Dikhaye,
Ab To Mera Sir, Jaage Na Sota Hai,
Kya Karoon Haye, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Arti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai
Arti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai
Darti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai
Nonsense Yeh Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai
Use Dete Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun
Use Dete Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun
Ban Sanwar Kar Nikalte Hain Rooz Kyun
Mummy Tum To Kehti Thi Eid Kab Ki Guzar Gai
Phir Padhosan Se
Galey Milte Hain Papa Rooz Kyun?
Ek Baat Meri Samajh Mein Bilkul Nahi Aati Hai
Ek Baat Meri Samajh Mein Bilkul Nahi Aati Hai
Tumhari Chhapalon Ki Design Har Roz Badli Hui Nazar Aati Hai
Sabhi Sandal Apne Aap Mein Attractive Hain
Kya Tumhare Boyfriend Kisi Joote Ki Company Ka Representative Hain
Aasman Pe Jitne Taare Hain
Aasman Pe Jitne Taare Hain
Ankhon Mein Jitne Ishare Hain
Samandur Ke Jitne Kinare Hain
Utne Hi Screw Dheele Tumhare Hain
Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai
Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai
Usse Chahna Ek Bhool Hai
Jo Inki Soch Mein Gul Hai
Samjho Uski Supplementary Ke Chances Full Hai
Kitne Haseen Hai Aap
Kitne Haseen Hai Aap
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Say Bachaya Karo
Kajal Lagana Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Main Nimbu Mirch Bhee Latkaya Karo
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