Judge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
SMS Collection
- Abbreviation SMS
- Akbar Birbal SMS
- Animal SMS
- Anniversary SMS
- April Fool SMS
- ASCII SMS
- Barish/Rainy Day SMS
- Beggar SMS
- Bewafa SMS
- Birthday SMS
- Boss SMS
- Celebrities SMS
- Children SMS
- Confidance SMS
- Doctor SMS
- Double Meaning SMS
- Duryodhan SMS
- Eid Mubarak SMS
- Exam SMS
- Faltoo SMS
- Father in Law SMS
- Flirting SMS
- Friends Teasing SMS
- Friendship SMS
- Funny Poetry SMS
- Funny Questions
- Funny SMS(Eng)
- Funny SMS(Hin)
- Ghost SMS
- Girl and Boy SMS
- GirlFriend SMS
- Good Morning SMS
- Good Night SMS
- Heart Breaking SMS
- Heart Touching SMS
- Husband and Wife SMS
- Hyderabadi SMS
- Idiot SMS
- Insult SMS
- Islamic SMS
- Jija Sali SMS
- Jokes SMS
- Judai SMS
- Kanjus SMS
- Kiss SMS
- Ladies SMS
- Lalu Prasad SMS
- Love SMS(Eng)
- Love SMS(Hin)
- Marital Woes SMS
- Marwadi SMS
- Maths SMS
- Mental/Pagal SMS
- Missing You SMS
- Motivational SMS
- Munna Bhai SMS
- Naughty SMS
- Naukrani SMS
- Non-Category SMS
- Pappu SMS
- Pathan SMS
- Police SMS
- Political SMS
- Quotation SMS
- Riddle SMS
- Romantic SMS(Eng)
- Romantic SMS(Hin)
- Saas-Bahi SMS
- Sad SMS
- Sadhu SMS
- Santa Banta SMS
- Sardar SMS
- Satyam Scam SMS
- Send me SMS
- Smile SMS
- Smoking SMS
- Sorry SMS
- Student SMS
- Success SMS
- Tapori SMS
- Teacher SMS
- Thank You SMS
- Time Pass SMS
- Tongue Twister SMS
- Top Rated SMS
- Wife SMS
- Wise SMS
- Word Play SMS
- Yamraj SMS
Receive Free SMS
Coming Events
Festivals SMS
Regional SMS
